Kazantip - A Demonstration of Happiness and Everything Else

During the recent May holidays, the main Kazantip pre-party took place, which for the fourth year is held under the label "May Day Demonstration of Happiness", gathering spring tourists in Crimea who are missing summer from various countries for a general three-day rehearsal of the main full-length event of the summer. The Demonstration of Happiness, despite the cool and windy weather, was more vivid and large-scale than ever. The great Kazantip people, arriving in number of five and a half thousand, demonstrated their off-season ability to be Happy without a reason from just the sight of the magical word Happiness, written in the characteristic Kazantip style, on underwear, flags, and fences. President Nikita Marshunok, driving his Hummer painted in the new corporate style "in polka dots", at the forefront of two platforms laden with freaks, led the column of demonstrators into a village dead end, thus demonstrating his boundless authority as a leader. This area is now called the Dead End of Happiness. The status of the event, as well as the complete delight, was demonstrated by Volodya Lantern, under whose set the demonstration moved. In his authoritative opinion, Loveparade pales in comparison to the Demonstration of Happiness. The three-day lineup included twenty DJ names, who constantly showcased their desire to fight for a place in the lineup and in the DJ booth. In the struggle for the spot of Lena Popova and Borya Spider, Lena dropped out of the DJ booth but did not lose the fight, instead playing this historic set while slightly concussed but clear-headed and fully energized. The Visa Department and Customs of the Republic demonstrated how "they don’t mind plastic" and distributed remnants of last year's visas to five thousand citizens. In the best traditions of Kazantip performances, the foundation of the Great Kazantip Tower - a future architectural 30-meter marvel - was laid on the night of May 1. A capsule with messages for future generations was embedded in the foundation, the writing of which was a mandatory condition for registration and participation in the May Day event. The main thing that the Demonstration of Happiness demonstrated is the universal readiness for the next (14th) season, which, by the way, will last record-long this year, from July 15 to August 26.

Based on the official news materials www.kazantipa.net