Kazantip: May Day Demonstration of Happiness

From official sources of the Republic of Kazantip, facts about the secret 'May Day demonstration of happiness' have become known. This year, for the fourth time, it will take place at the sites of military glory with the participation of a close circle of friends and members of the Government of the Republic. During the three-day May session - from April 29 to May 1 inclusive - there will be: the Demonstration of Happiness and freak parade, the solemn laying of the foundation of the Great Kazantip Tower - another architectural wonder, demonstration of the new Kazantip fashion collection for the spring-summer 2006 season, three exclusive Kazantip sunsets, and of course, dances by the sea. The Government of the Republic fundamentally does not disclose reliable information about which Moscow-St. Petersburg DJ elite will be creating the atmosphere of Happiness, considering that the real Happiness is not in that. But according to unverified information, the lineup exceeds 20 names, including DJs Sanchez, Fonar, Martin Landers, Moorush, Arkadiy Ayer, Lena Popova, Natasha Urman, Mays, Ondrick, Mitrofanov. There are also rumors that the orange Republic has changed its color to polka dots and is learning a funny anthem specially written for May Day by the Rostov musician Boyko. - Seriously speaking, - President Nikita says seriously, - the May Day demonstration of happiness is the Anti-Bourgeois Kazantip action, when Kazantip in its pristine form, when everything is free, five thousand of the closest people, etc. I would say it's like MayDay... or rather, LoveParad. When they ride on platforms... only in the village, knee-deep in mud - such a giant machine with sound, and many colorful people... - Rural LoveParad. To participate in the Demonstration of Happiness, there is a procedure of pre-registration on the website - this is how we fight for the purity of the audience of close friends, whom we hope will not exceed 8000 people this year, and there will be no demographic crisis in the capital of the Republic. In general, as always, complete charming madness is happening in the republic. For more details, you can try looking on the website.