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News from Kazantip. Lift to Mars
Клубные российские · 17.04.2007
Recently, we received a brief message from the Minister of Propaganda of the Republic of Kazantip regarding plans for 2007 and unusual details of the organization. Therefore, we present the letter verbatim:
"Hello, victim of the Internet!
The next KaZantips will be on Mars!
BUT!
No one is flying to Mars.
Everyone is going there by LIFT.
No other way to get there currently exists.
You have a chance to GET IN THE LIFT,
or sit at home,
take off your pants and wave goodbye, and we will REMOVE YOU FROM THE Z-passenger LIST FOREVER.
Z-Government."