Presentation of the "In the Junk Awards"

Sociologists say that five million liters of alcohol are drunk in Moscow over the weekend. If you count yourself among those who account for a significant portion of these very liters, you will probably be interested in looking into the eyes of people who so easily and confidently decide how exactly the weekend will turn out for you and your friends (colleagues, lovers, competitors, children - underline what is necessary). In addition, you most likely wanted to get to know those people better, thanks to whom not only your entire office, but also your mother-in-law’s friends knew about your last year’s festivities with the girls from Mint and other drunken excesses.
Right now, in order to satisfy the curiosity of those suffering, we are ready to tell you that these mysterious characters are none other than the creators of the Alcofashion project.
Yes, yes, it was they who, for several years, got us drunk with their own hands, sharing our joy and pouring alcohol into our grief, packing us in taxis, sending us home, and repairing establishments that were broken after our wild amusements.
They photographed our faces at social events and our legs on bar counters in clubs, and after posting the best photos for everyone to see, smiling, they hid most of the incriminating evidence in the archives. They remember exactly what we prefer to drink and always forget everything we said while drunk. They know exactly who, when and how much drinks in our city.
And in order to once again have a good time with your friends, as well as to recognize those who have especially distinguished themselves in the fiery field, they established the “In the Junk Awards”. The award presentation is timed to coincide with the official opening of the new bar at Petrovka 30/7 and will take place on March 23, 2007 at 22.00. The list of nominations includes:
"Forever young forever drunk"
"Youth wanted, but the liver failed"
"Drunken Master"
"The main rowdy of the five-year plan"
"Contribution for the most national warm-up fun"
"Krasafcheg"
"Will you be the 3rd?"
"They don't take people like that to be cosmonauts"
"Best Drunk MC"
"The most beautiful alcoholic in town"
"Alcoholic in a Suit"
The hosts of the ceremony will be Tash Sargsyan and Pasha Volya, long known to partygoers, and now to the whole country, and a worthy continuation of the whole party will be a concert by probably the most interesting rapper in the country, Guf, with the support of Spector Records. DJ Tom Rial, the star of London's BBC Radio 1, was also invited to watch all this action, as well as play his set on it. And this time, all the true and most time-tested and liters of alcohol lovers will finally be able to get what they deserve.
March 23, Friday, beginning 22:00, To drank to fuck (Tundra bar) on Petrovka 30/7, presentation of the “In the Junk Awards”!